Phone Cases - Soylent Green Taste varies from person to person

🧬 Protect Your Phone. Question Your Snack.
This isn’t just a phone case—it’s a cautionary tale wrapped in eco-satire and dark humor.  It’s the perfect daily reminder that maybe we shouldn’t trust mysterious food pucks from corporate overlords. Durable, hilarious, and totally people-free (we think), it’s ideal for sci-fi fans, film buffs, and anyone who likes their accessories served with a side of existential dread.

📱 Add to cart—because your phone deserves protection, even if humanity is totally cooked.

Product features
- Full ink density wrap and image transfer for a 3D wrap design
- UV protection for longterm optical quality
- Made of durable and impact-resistant materials with good shock absorption
- TPU silicone liner for premium finish and additional shock absorption
- Supports wireless charging and comes in a glossy or matte finish

Care instructions
- Clean with a soft damp cotton or microfiber cloth (add a drop of dish soap if needed).