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Phone Grip - Brave New World Dystopian Future Community Integrity Stability
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Hold Your Device. And Your Place in Society.
In a future where Community, Identity, Stability are more than mottos—they're mandates—this sleek phone grip is your approved accessory for staying connected... and compliant.
Whether you’re streaming Soma ads, checking state updates, or mindlessly scrolling through curated content, this grip ensures your device stays secure—just like your role in the World State. Durable, dependable, and disturbingly stylish, it’s perfect for those who know comfort is control.
📱 Obey in style. Conform with confidence. Grip the future now.
Product Features
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Ergonomically engineered for maximum conformity and comfort—because individuality is inefficient.
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Universal sizing (1.4" x 2.8") ensures one size truly does fit all.
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Installs easily with a reusable adhesive backing—reposition if necessary, though deviation is discouraged.
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Multi-functional grip supports controlled scrolling, stable selfies, and doubleplusgood obedience.
Care Instructions
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To maintain optimal function, gently remove dust or dissent with a clean, dry cloth.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in South Korea
Care instructions: Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
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