Desk Mat - Soylent Green Eco-Friendly

🥬 It's Not People… It’s Just a Really Good Desk Mat.
Finally—a desk mat that screams “dystopian snack bar chic.” Whether you're working, gaming, or plotting the ethical downfall of industrial agriculture, this eco-friendly mat serves up comfort with a side of cinematic panic. Inspired by the cult classic, it’s sustainably made, gloriously green, and 100% not made of humans (we triple-checked).

⌨️ Add to cart and make your desk look suspiciously delicious—no cannibalism required.

Product features
- Vibrant colors matching any design
- Smooth surface for easy mouse gliding
- Durable polyester front and natural rubber back
- Available in 3 sizes
- Eco-friendly materials

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean spots off your pad. It's not necessary to soak the whole pad. For hard-to-clean spots use a soft-bristled brush.